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My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
Writing here with the fear of being judged!! This morning, I woke up 7 AM so that I can have some ti...
Wednesday's Game 1 of the WCWS had everything but a Texas Tech win.
If you're looking for work, consider reaching out to old jobs. And stay on good terms if you're quit...
Because it is the UNITED STATES, who really cares what British “royals” do here ! So tired of all th...
It's a long one, dates back to 2years ago… when I was 20 y/o, just 2years into the college life. I w...
People usually don't hear their own snoring because they are in a state of sleep and their brain doe...
Space isn't a great medium for sound, but it still gets noisy. It's just that humans can't hear it
Nice Or Cannes: Which To Choose for 3-4 Days 11 min read Nice and Cannes are two of the star destina...
Scientists using an advanced form of the famous double-slit experiment have directly measured a sing...
• Bhartiya raag based music replaced with rap and sleazy music • Indian dances replaced with cheap s...
I am a 34 year old white man of small stature married to a beautiful 32 year old wife of 8 years. I...